I would cry in space.
— Dan Meth
I’m always the small spoon.
— Peter Vidani
Flipper was the most unpretentious dolphin.
— David Karp
Fake Wedding Pictures
Anyone interested in putting on a wedding dress and letting me take pictures of them in the park?
I had this album before I had armpit hair.
— Redacted. Talking about August and Everything After, Counting Crows
That's Not Your Baby
I can’t stand it when people use pictures of themselves with other people’s babies as their avatar. It just wastes time. I could be looking at someone else’s wedding dress instead of tracking down some stranger’s baby.
Handshake
- Me: Your hands are really soft.
- Anthony Carboni: I've never worked a day in my life.
Limbo
It’s really difficult to get motivated to change your life. Especially when you really liked your old life and you’re just not sure if it’s coming back.
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