Damn it Brooklyn, the suburbs do not have spiders like this. I didn’t kill him.
I just spent the past hour trying to get this spider out of our bathroom.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Hey Jealousy, GIn Blossoms
This song just pumped up my morning!
I’ve seen hundreds of toilets. But this one, it is special.
— Confessions of a Plumber
Very few people will get this.
- [talking via AIM about what time the plumber is coming]
- Tiff: 4:30
- Marco: it's not late, naw, naw
- Tiff: it's earlay earlay earlay
Why is it so difficult to start the laundry process?
My last and most embarassing reason: Sometimes I want or need to read crap and I don’t want any evidence. […] A Kindle would hide my shame nicely.
—
americanmailorderbride, explaining why she wants a Kindle.
That is one of my Kindle reasons, I want to hide my trashy vampire books.
My brother Ryan and I hit so many golf balls this weekend, he broke the head off this club and had to weld it back together. The next day we bought two new clubs at the local flea market for $2.50 each.
It isn’t Memorial Day without a huge piece of watermelon.
My perfect evening.
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